Remember when everyone was on Facebook and it was super easy and convenient to make Facebook events? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

All in the span of a few months I broke the cycle of living in peasant (walk-up) buildings, escaped a shitty neighbor situation, and landed in my 5th neighborhood in NYC. If that doesn’t warrant a celebration, I don’t know what does (it’s been so long since I’ve planned an event of any kind I’m really not sure when to celebrate things anymore). Regardless, I’m ready to shrug off the struggles and celebrate new beginnings with a good group of friends and comrades.


  • What: Jacob’s Fun Housewarming Party
  • Date: Saturday, December 11, 2021
  • Time: 7:00 PM – ???
  • Location: Hell’s Kitchen
  • Attire: Party casual
  • Bring: Something delicious (beverage, cookies, etc)
  • Entertainment: I have a Wii U

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