This is what happens when I try to exercise.
Where can I submit this book report?
Though I had writer’s block at times, I made sure never to include sky diving on the list.
Am I such a bad person?
The greatest show that could have been.
I hope you spent some quality time with your family today and bought something nice. I sure did.
I heard you like YouTube videos…
Buying video games isn’t as fun as it used to be.
It’s a shame we never even considered making CACTI shirts.
Who else do you know still lugs around an mp3 player?